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By Sam Schultz

A set of jokes and riddles approximately every kind of animals.

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30 Q: What did the woman say when her dog ran away? A: Doggone-it! Pet Store Owner: Yes, I have a singing cat and mouse for sale. Buyer: Do they really sing? Pet Store Owner: Well, to tell you the truth, the cat is a ventriloquist! Q: What does a rabbit use to comb its fur? A: A harebrush. 31 Text copyright © 2004 by Carolrhoda Books, Inc. Illustrations copyright © 2004 by Brian Gable All rights reserved. International copyright secured. , except for the inclusion of brief quotations in an acknowledged review.

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A: An alley cat. Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and a mouse? A: About 5,000 pounds. Jack: I got a cow for my birthday. Jane: Does it give milk? Jack: No, I have to take it from her. Joey: My dog Ossie is sick, so we’re taking him to an animal doctor. Moey: Gee, I thought all doctors were people! 30 Q: What did the woman say when her dog ran away? A: Doggone-it! Pet Store Owner: Yes, I have a singing cat and mouse for sale. Buyer: Do they really sing? Pet Store Owner: Well, to tell you the truth, the cat is a ventriloquist!

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